I don't weigh myself everyday, although I know that many of us do. Today I was reminded why. I got on the scale this morning and didn't like the number I saw. Just now I went to the bathroom and realized that I was ovulating. I am always up a couple of pounds when I ovulate, but I wasn't expecting it for a couple more days.
So, I had my cardiac ablation on Friday. They ablated my cardiac. LOL. That sounded really funny to me to say it like that. I'm a dork. I weighed 149.2 lbs. (67.7 kg.) on their scale The procedure went fine and it wasn't a big deal, but it took a really long time. I was in the procedure for several hours, like more than four. When it was over, the cardiologist told me that I had the rare set of circumstances that produce the deadly results in some Wollf Parksinson White Syndrome patients. I'm not really sure I understand what circumstances those are, but during the procedure they caused the racing heart beat several times that I have previously experienced. I was mostly asleep, but I did wake up to feel my heart exploding in my chest a few times. All in all, it was not a big deal. I felt fine afterward. I feel fine now, several days later, although I have a huge bruise on my thigh. I'm putting in a pic because I know how much you like to see pics of my naughty bits, ya pervs! The red marks are where they inserted everything that ran up into my heart. The bruise is actually more pronounced today. Be sure to check out that THIGH GAP!
So on my way out of my office on Thursday, I noticed that I had received a message from my Lap Band surgeon's office. I had emailed them earlier in the week about the UGI I had had. Since things seemed to be working well and no one said anything at the appointment, I had assumed all was well with my Band. Here is the message:
Dr. Mattar just reviewed the results and it looks like your band has definitely slipped again. He is recommending that we try and move forward to convert your band to a sleeve gastrectomy.
This can be difficult with your insurance, but we can at least start the process and submit an authorization. If they deny the claim, we can always appeal, and sometimes that works.
I will route this to our scheduler who submits the authorizations. We will be in touch with you once we've heard back from your insurance.
Please contact us if you have more questions or concerns, or if you do not wish to proceed with conversion to a sleeve.
Thanks so much,
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!
I was already denied for a conversion to a sleeve.